I’ve been looking out the window for eighteen years, dreaming about what it would feel like when those lights rise in the sky.
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
Family parties are meant for secretly getting drunk and dodging questions about my love life and school.
Is there a dating site for Disney freaks? I feel like that’d be really successful.
Muggleborns create their own Quidditch team and have an unusual teammate….
the Purebloods can’t understand why they keep chanting…
"WHAT TEAM?" "WILDCATS" "WHAT TEAM?" "WILDCATS" "WILDCATS!"
*Muggleborns use nearly Headless Nick’s now decapitated head as the Quaffle.*
"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"