Seriously? You’re 18 years old and attempting to live on your own (but with mommy and daddy and sugar daddy boyfriend paying for everything). I shouldn’t be finding you eavesdropping on my conversations. That’s the third time in three days! Grow the you-know-what up!
That awesome moment when your having a rough morning, but then you’re best friend in South Carolina texts you for the first time in a month.
Yeah, I love those moments.